Don't fight the pipe 

1. What I say to hoes or bitches, right before I turn 'em into my crack slaves and pimp 'em out for a tidy profit.

2. A line from a poem by Maya Angelou about Mayor Marion Barry (from the Chris Rock Show).

3. The sentiment behind Denzel Washington's forcing of Ethan Hawke to smoke some ill shit in Training Day.

1. "Don't fight the pipe biyatch. Don't fight the fuckin' pipe or I'll break my annihalator-Gator off in yo' fat ass! ... That's it, now get in the car ho."

2. "Hey Mr. Crack Rock
Mayor Crack Rock
You like the pipe
Don't fight the pipe
Mayor Crack Rock"

3. "If you don't smoke this nigga we have a problem!"

Don't fight the pipe by Silky Johnson December 9, 2005

bending the pipe 

the act of coming up behind a naked male, reaching through his legs, grabbing his penis, pulling it through his legs between his ass cheeks and lifting him off the ground.

"man, my penis hurts"
"you shouldn't have been bending the pipe with Uncle Louie for so long last night."

bending the pipe by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

stove pipe 

when you take a really big, one-piece, shit that sticks out of the water in the toilet.

stove pipe by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Glass Pipe 

Igniting a lighter under a man's balls while giving him a blow job.

She singed a few ball hairs last night while she was giving me a glass pipe.

Glass Pipe by Marshall1090 February 5, 2015

big pipe rooter 

somebody with a great big cock, and is successful with it...but it began as a commercial slogan for a drain cleaning company in Los Angeles...now, a whole bunch of wannabe 'big pipes' in LA label themselves 'bigpiperooter' on all sorts of computer chat pages and websites. this is highly insulting to stuck up princesses fishing for rich guys, and those dudes have then no chance, and don't 'root' anyone on the website, ever.

Summer said to Mindy," Don't communicate with that POOR disgusting guy because he is advertising his big dick, big pipe rooter". "and another thing my little kitten is not a pipe, he is
just a little man, and NOT RICH, so fuck-off big pipe rooter".

big pipe rooter by JeffFro November 10, 2006

foaming pipe snake

A foaming pipe snake is the act of ejaculating into a woman's urethra rather than the cervix. It may cause a burning sensation and cause massive infection.

"Dude, I totally gave that broad a foaming pipe snake, it came out in her pee!"

foaming pipe snake by acetank May 11, 2010

Take the Gas Pipe 

a dismissive phrase indicating a person doesn't know what they're talking about.

Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.
STFU.

abbreviated TTGP.

Ed: The Irish are the best team in the country.

Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.

Take the Gas Pipe by DJL0455 January 11, 2013