google virgin

a relatively well known person (usually a model or actress) for whom a google image search reveals no nudity or skankyness.

dude, i tried to google image search danielle panabaker after watching friday the 13th, but she's a google virgin!

by jewtaekateezee February 14, 2009

Porn goggles

The anomaly of finding an ugly person attractive as soon as their genitals are exposed. Usually the result of extreme randiness, but not always.

Sofie - "Eeew, did you seriously go home with Larissa last night??!!"
Steve - "I know, I know! I wasn't gonna actually DO anything, but then she took her knickers off and the porn goggles appeared..."

by Dirty Animals February 12, 2009

Foggy Goggles

The situation a person (usually female) suffers when their eyes are coated with semen, creating an effect much like looking through fogged-up swimming goggles.

After receiving a fabolous blowjob, he ejaculated on Nikki's doe-eyed face leaving her wearing a pair of foggy goggles.

by Jaik666 November 22, 2006

Alabama Goggles

When one hangs their balls over somones face to cover their eyes.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

google earth skank

When it is evident that a female has loose morals from afar.

-Man, can u see that bitch?

-Sure, so obvious from here; she's a Google earth skank!

by Rocky Serrano July 16, 2008

sorority goggles

Large framed sunglasses commonly worn by sorority girls, celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, and gay men (note: not to be confused with aviators). Often accompanied by Ugg boots, miniskirt, two polo shirts (each with collar popped), and a complete lack of dignity. Manufacturers include Chanel, Dolce & Gabbana, and Gucci.

Frat boy: Dude, look at that blonde chick over there. I wanna bang her.
Non-frat guy: The one in the sorority goggles?
Frat boy: Yeah, dude, and the Uggs. Do you think she'll be up for it?
Non-frat guy: Shouldn't be too hard. She's a tri delt.
Frat boy: Can I borrow a condom?
Non-frat guy: Sure thing. But before you introduce yourself, put your collar down. You look like an idiot.

by Robert B. July 30, 2008

google this

A term used when you want someone to understand your statement.

Oh yeah! Google this ..|.,

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006