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Goblin

The nerd in class, the guy that loves history and geography. He has no friends but tries so hard he can to make some, he thinks annoyingness is the right way to go. He is raised like he is 3 years old and is only allowed to watch 1 hour of videos each day, only History! "Goblins" is often diagnosed with "Giantbabysyndrome", which means he behaves like a 2 years old even if he isn't that. His body is very dangerous, his elbows are sharp like knifes and his legs are taller than Empire state building. Watchout for him, if you see him, run or punch him. He is very weak, just watchout for his elbows and legs. Smelling his breath or his sweat will cause you to get cancer and you will emeditaly die.
Oh no, it is Goblin. Run!!!
by I'mnotGoblinIswear December 4, 2018
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time goblin

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.
by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 7, 2018
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Heal-Goblin

In Fortnite, when you have zero shield or need shield and your teammate has shield but won’t give you any and stay quite when asked.
“Anyone have any minis ? Or any form of shield “?

Silence...

You die and see your teammates inventory..
Teammates inventory: 10 minis and 3 50 pots.

So they are known as Heal-Goblins.
by AFahey-11 December 17, 2018
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Loot goblin

Anyone with the last name of BIRCH
Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin
by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018
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rainbow goblin

Slang for hallucogens used in multiple Ethiopian satanist cults. Also used to ‘Connect’ with the gods
Woah man, did you try the rainbow goblin? I think I ascended and met outback lord Cthulu
by Wigglies June 16, 2018
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grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.
Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!
by Drippyness June 30, 2018
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Nob Goblin

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin
by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019
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