Herman the one-eyed German 

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.

I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.

Herman the one-eyed German by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT

A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.

Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.

"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."

"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."

"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."

MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007

Angry german pillow mint 

It when you take a shit on someones pillow

I just left an Angry German Pillow mint on my friends bed.

Angry german pillow mint by BubbaBoston December 10, 2011

Reverse German 

a technique of manual stimulation where the penis is grasped "overhand" with the thumb and index finger closest to the body and the pinky toward the tip of the penis. Can be employed by one's self, or by a partner.

Sally pulled out the reverse German last night while giving me a hand job.

Reverse German by Manimal 38 January 2, 2012

Angry German Kid 

A very loud, annoying, fat kid who likes to scream at his computer, smash his keyboard, and talk to himself when he's loading/playing/losing in Unreal Tournament

"Start the game you son of a bitch I wanna playyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!"

"Yep,he's one messed up Angry German Kid alright..."

Angry German Kid by ihnn January 22, 2020

Mountain German 

A German-speaker who lives around the Alps, specifically Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

"I am Austrian, not German!"
"Yeah OK, mountain German"

Mountain German by anonymous April 7, 2022

The German Battering Ram 

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!

"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"

The German Battering Ram by The Fister October 4, 2004