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Ted Baker

An impeccably perfect clothing brand that is only suited for the top .01% of the economic demographic of the world. Often worn by guys that shoot 80 while playing a little “degen (Degenerate) golf” and own houses in numerous high mortgaged residential townships such as Atherton and Malibu.
-“Yo Flores, your jacket is really nice”
-“I mean come on, of course it’s nice, its Ted Baker”
by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee November 2, 2022
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Reverse German Baker

Exotic sex act (See German Baker)
After a couple of months of prepairing, Heinz done the Reverse German Baker with a local prostitute
by A Dirty Old Sexpest August 11, 2012
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emily katherine baker

The best friend you could ever ask for. She is gorgeous, funny, kind, and amazing. She is the most kind hearted person you could ever be lucky enough to meet. She is popular, intelligent and loved by many. She will be the best possible friend you could ever ask for, and more. She will stay by your side through your toughest of times,and be present in your happiest memories. If you are lucky enough to meet her, make sure you stay by her side, cause it is the best place in the universe to be xx warning:she is my best friend so don't go trying to steal my stinky xx.
by Smellyxx November 11, 2015
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baker man

Someone who blazes a lot of chronic
yo you are such a baker man, your always blitzed.
by B-B-B-B-BBBBBB-RICE August 30, 2007
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bakeware

1) any type of food preparation equipment, usually found in the kitchen, i.e. cake pans, frying pans, or sauce pans.

2) any apparatus used for smoking weed. this may include pipes, bongs, rolling papers, blunts, etc.
1) Should I bring any bakeware to the cupcake party?

No, I have everything we need to make the best cupcakes ever!

2) Dude, where's your bakeware at?

It's in the closet behind the false door. It's been a rough day. The bong with the 2 foot extension should do the trick. Be a pal and bring it here.
by housian March 26, 2009
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Bakey Spew

AKA Bacon Spunk

-Noun. The white chunky film left on cooked bacon that has gone old and cold.

-Adj. Any item tasting slightly Bacon-ish
The Bakey Spew was particularly smoky, not to mention salty ye delicious.

Weird, that cupcake icing is bacon spunky.
by Backo March 4, 2009
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