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alpha maling

Verb describing the act of a male assuming Alpha Male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.

Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.
I was shocked to see Rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. It no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and I have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. I had no idea Rick could alpha male bro.
by andyman3000 January 6, 2012
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alpha beta eat a dick

Sisterhood of one and only one motto: EAT. A. DICK.
The sorority that always you to do you WHEN you want to do YOU.
"What's the best sorority around?"
"Alpha Beta Eat A Dick".
by α β Σ Δ τ March 28, 2015
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Alpha King

Alpha King refers to an Alpha Male that is ultimately superior and therefore holds complete dominance over all others.

The human social order differentiates among Alpha, beta and omega. All Alphas are however not created equal and it is the Alpha King that reigns supreme over all others.

The Alpha King has first right over other Alphas to space, comfort, food and mating partners. The Alpha King is like other Alphas genetically superior, socially/ emotionally/ rationally intelligent and financially strong. The Alpha King however embodies most, if not all, of these characteristics. Hes superiority is therefore undeniable. Betas and omegas subliminally look for this in an Alpha King, as they need protection to survive on a daily basis and superior DNA to ensure the survival of the species in the long run.

Alphas are selected by their subordinates to fulfill a critical social role as leader. They obtain it through submissive service. In return they bestow priviledges on the Alpha King that enable him to fulfill these responsibilities, such as more rest, more food and more mating opportunities. Priviledge is therefore a responsibility. The Alpha King is therefore as much a servant to hes people as they are in service to him. There is therefore strength in submissive service.

This is the ultimate social order as it benefits all.
He is an Alpha King and reigns supremely dominant over all other Alphas, betas and omegas alike.
by Sir Smit December 10, 2017
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Alpha male

Rueben: “what does that mean I don’t get it?”
Will: “it’s cool, I don’t expect you to understand, I’m an alpha male”
by Chelp January 17, 2019
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alpha male

A male that is almost entirely composed of alpha particles, and thus strongly ionizes the mating competition (and beta males, which are only weakly ionizing).
Jerry is such an alpha male - he is so strong but can’t move forward more than a couple of centimetres.
by Suicidebyspoon June 7, 2019
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Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib

The official gamer tag of KMN Nazmus Haqib. CEO of Panda Fighting Club.
Guy 1 - "this alpha panda haqib shakib guy is throwing such lame jokes around."
Guy 2 - "I know right, how does he even get patta?"
by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021
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Sony Alpha

Best Sony SLRs and EVIL (Electronic Viewfinder Interchangeable Lens) camera brand, affordable for beginners and experts.
I own a Sony Alpha A200 which is ten years old, I think I need a new camera... May it be Sony? If I am sure I am buying a new camera, YES!!
by Teh Wolfboy August 24, 2015
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