Alpha Dong

The biggest dong out of the group of dongs

Riley Deihl has the alpha dong

by SomeViagra March 20, 2019

alpha sauce

Chick-Fil-A sauce

Yo, fuck barbeque or honey mustard! We goin to chick-fil-a for some alpha sauce

by Hit me with that wet dick dadd December 5, 2020

alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.

girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄

by lyerdism March 18, 2019

Alpha

Lucy

Lucy is such an alpha, goddammit!

by thetruealpha March 31, 2021

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton

That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton had a score to settle.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

Skibidi ohio rizz alpha wolf

When someone likes skibidi toilet, Skibidi toilet is the goat , I love skibidi toilet

I wanna kiss skibidi toilets bowel

I have ohio rizz alpha wolf

I like to bark at people randomly

I have the rizz skibidi toilet

I like pooping in a skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet licked my butt :(

Skibidi ohio rizz alpha wolf bark bark mcdonalds

by nicko monaj January 10, 2024