Yule Tool 

Yule Tool-Someone who acts like a complete jerk during the holiday season. Prone to fits of rage if holiday lights don't work and if inflatable snowmen refuse to stand up right.
Also applies to rude holiday sales help, "door buster" bullies and pedifile store Santa's.

It takes a real Yule Tool to stand in line for six hours just to be one of the first people in the store that is offering holiday "door buster" sales.

Yule Tool by The Street Smart Psychic November 25, 2009

Palm Tool 

A PDA or Blackberry Device

My palm tool has all the numbers I need.

Palm Tool by Matt Aiken February 27, 2008

Free Tool Man 

Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.

James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.

Free Tool Man by Forealhater January 4, 2010

back to the tool shed 

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.

Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.

back to the tool shed by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012

Cool as a tool 

This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.

Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."

Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."

Cool as a tool by Marpfart Marpdiesel Marps Dave December 23, 2013

URBAN TOOL 

URBAN TOOL is an Austrian label which has been creating innovative design concepts in the range of “IT-Accessories, wearable technology emotional electronics” since 2004. The company specializes in developing and marketing smart product solutions to carry personal items like e.g. cell phone, iPod, wallet or keys comfortably and close to the body in everyday life. URBAN TOOL focuses on a user-centered, unconventional and emotional approach to IT and was therefore already awarded numerous international prizes.

Wear your Entertainment with smart and stylisch URBAN TOOL holsters, bags and wearable technology.

URBAN TOOL by URBAN TOOL June 12, 2010

Pink Tool Barn 

Noun; A sexual act in which you get 2 dogs, give them nazi hats and arm bands and pay a few Russian orphans with missing limbs to dress up like clowns and let the nazi-dogs defecate all over them.

Jim: I can't believe you went to Tijuana again. How was it?

Carl: It was pretty good. I got to witness my first Pink Tool Barn...I gotta tell ya, it's something else. Good shit.

Pink Tool Barn by Disdick0013 June 23, 2010