When you stretch your gum vertically over your tongue, you split the tongue in half and create booty cheeks and the gum becomes the thong of said booty cheeks.
Oh damn that’s a nice lookinggumthong you have there. Teach me how you do it.
Biggie thonk is similar to dummy thicc, but it is a much more severe problem. For instead of your ass cheeks clapping, your brain emits a loud dial up noise when you are trying to think
Man 1: hey man I didn't know the school used dial up internet.
When a lady is obese to the point where her thongs are stretched to the max and holding on for dear life. Can be used for men in reference to their swim shorts too.
Guy 1: Have you seen that whale over there?
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GGThong
This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!
Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong
Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.