i don't speak pineapple

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something

The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.

by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009

t'as pas de couilles

French for "you don't have the balls"

-Go do it, man
-Nope, I'll stay right here and wait...
-T'as pas de couilles!

by johncatholic September 6, 2016

Can't Get Past the First Level

A person who lacks almost compelete skills at video games

My friend is so lame at video games, they can't even get past the 1st level of Super Mario Bros!

by Jackie March 2, 2004

T-9 Pleasuring

The act of acting out sex by sending text messages back and forth.

Yeah, me and Nancy were T-9 Pleasuring all night!

by Gbakos May 5, 2008

Ain't No Puppy

A phrase, meaning that something is difficult, long, or tiresome.

If you decide to tear off and reshingle your entire roof by yourself... ain't no puppy.

by Ryan's_Bro February 19, 2010

He can't even piss in a cup

A dude that can't handle working with intelligent women.

Don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup.

by Pissinacup, yes and ... April 5, 2012

Can't fight Pacwoman

Unstoppable persuasion or force. You can't do it another way.

Friend: Why would you buy five candy bars?
Me: I only had a $10 and she only had a five. You can't fight Pacwoman, so.

by TheRenott March 26, 2013