electro-shocker

Amazing, godly concoction brewed by the gods. Seriously, dude, the gods drink it. Athena once drank it and then had to feel her face. She then orgasmed which caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt, killing all the citizens of Pompeii.

A.K.A.

Half-full can of Rockstar Energy Drink, the rest with Blue Wave Vodka, sometimes with a splash of citrus Svedka Vodka.

Ron: "Yooo, im mad high and made this drink, called the Electro-Shocker. Try it."
Jeremy: "Ok."
Jeremy: *Takes sip*
Jeremy: "Woahhhh..."

by The Greek Nut March 15, 2011

Reverese Shocker

When your with a girl and your fingering her butthole and her vagina at then same time then pull your fingers out of her vagina then turn your hand for a little suprise.

I gave the biggest suprise to my wife tonight when i did the "Reverese Shocker".

by Mr.Big B low July 11, 2011

Sand Sucker

A caucasian woman who dates Middle Eastern men.

1. From the idea there will be sand on the mans penis that the woman will be taking orally.

Bob - "So Amy is dating a guy named Mustafa?"
Joe - "Yep, she turned into a Sand Sucker?"

by iseeyouinthemirror September 12, 2011

Rockem Sockem Robot

The sexual act of simultaneously fisting two females, typically alternating between each female, with piston-like precision.

I got these two freaky ass bitches, wantin' the Rockem Sockem Robot all night long!

Yo my forearms be all like Popeye and shit, been pulling the Rockem Sockem Robot on my girl and her friend.

by The Fell Hand March 1, 2012

Senko soaker

A feeble bass fisherman who resorts to the exclusive use of Senko lures to catch fish.

"We don't want that guy in our fishing club; he's a Senko soaker. "

by bubble gum July 24, 2012

rockem sockem sports sex

To solve a dispute (usually when two chicks want the one dude), rockem sockem sports sex is initiated. Generally, the dude will instigate the rockem sockem sports sex, in which the two girls will sit upon the dude (one on the dick and one on the face) and box until there is one left standing who is crowned the winner.
However, after all is said and done, the dude is the real winner and the chicks lose. Suckers.

Girl 1 - "Yo, he's mine!"
Girl 2 - "uh uhhh, back off bitch, he's my man!"
Dude - "Girls, please, there's only one way to resolve this... Rockem sockem sports sex."

by mastajabronsta August 25, 2013

thigh sucker

One who makes multiple hickeys on a thigh. This fetish may also extend to the foot area. In either case hickeys will be present.

I just met this really hot firefighter, he was like a total thigh sucker!

by Leebaexplains November 26, 2013