social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna

e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard

by Tori133 October 19, 2013

socially suck

When somebody won't let a joke die down and try hard to make it work that's when you know somebody socially sucks

"hey deb, Last night I heard Rick made a joke and wouldn't let it die down! "yeah man that guy socially sucks" somebody

by Blazted October 20, 2013

social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...

That pic is sweet, social media that shit!

by EasyD803 December 22, 2013

social butterflailing

the act or acts of desperation one performs when struggling to hold on to the belief that they have an active social life

Xander wasn't invited to any parties for new years, so he began social butterflailing at all of his friends via facebook at the last minute.

by fao December 31, 2013

social-click

1. pertaining to a group of individuals that feel comfortable enough to include each chosen friend as a status to feel secure by excluding others who they feel are inadequacy, based on judgement of the entire mass.

2. judgmental focus group of peers.

3. self seekers based on logical compromise via click like emotion.

4. a clicking sound of thinking quickly to rule out another speedily.

1. Oh my gosh, Debbie is so down all the time, she's not invited to our "social-click" outside orgy and buffet of promiscuity because she is sad for not being able to have what we got, and that is free love between each other, who are the only ones that offer this type of fornication.

2. He's in but your out of our social click.

3. Your invited but your friend can't come to our social click.

by James_Lesley_Cain January 1, 2014

Social Cinderella

A person that doesn't look like their social media pictures at all

She walks around looking like a bum but when you look at her social media she is a social Cinderella

by Guitartwin October 31, 2014

social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015