Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021

Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

by WS7 September 4, 2003

glern scoot

The worst science teacher you could ever possible have. He never has any idea what hes doing, and to make up for his dull attitude, he attempts to do an experiment, but almost blows his face off.

"This teacher is totally a glern scoot"
"I know man, its brutal..."

by Prisane January 6, 2016

for scientific purposes

Used to cover one's perverted aims after the fact.

Dude, did you hear about those new DEEPFAKES videos?
Yeah, they have one of Scarlett Johannson doing it!
No way! Wait where might I be able to find these aforementioned videos? What no, it's not for me, obviously, it's... for scientific purposes.

by Funghuy June 18, 2018

Stratford school academy

A school with bunch of fake skets and male whores 🙂

Person 1:What school do you go to?
Person 2: Stratford school academy
Person 1:oh ...

by Netherlands7896 December 25, 2018

milk scrotum

The convenient elastic mesh pouch in the rear of a SUV which holds a gallon container of milk.

I used to worry about milk spilling in my car every time I went around a corner and the gallon of milk tipped over. Now I just place it into the milk scrotum and never have to worry because it holds it tight and close to the body of the car.

by Sidney's natural resources April 30, 2019

Camp Schwab

The Absolute worst place you can be forced to live or work at. Sausage feast followed with alcoholism, depression, high suicide rates and the shittiest chow hall known to man. The only girls on the base are pretty much dudes with vaginas and after about a month there you'll fuck anything with a hole on it. Base gets new people all the time who think they're "deployed" when really they're just cheating on their significant other with a nasty ass local who probably has the clap. They also end up buying out all the alcohol because they don't do shit besides bitch and moan about their 6 months stuck in the devil's armpit. They fill up the gym and ruin it even more for the borderline suicidal fucks who are already stuck there for 2 or 3 years because they want to work out but order a fucking pizza every night and make the delivery times on base go from fast to slower than a fucking snail because they all order the same shit. It's also the only base on the island to not have a taco bell and we got stuck with a shitty popeyes, an overpriced pizza hut, and soggy ass subway and an above par burger king that doesn't fucking deliver. So if you're in the Marines or Navy and you get orders to this fucking base I highly recommend fighting to get orders to another place or jump off a balcony and land head first because if you don't do it now you'll eventually do it later down the road at Camp Schwab

"Hey dude, how did you like Camp Schwab?"

"I'd rather fuck my asshole with a cactus then go back to Camp Schwab"

by SaltyAssMarine April 28, 2020