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Reverse Panda

The effect of sunglasses on your face around the eyes causing a lighter skin tone in comparison to the rest of you skin.
Since he was wearing his sunglasses, hours in the sun had left timmy with a reverse panda.
by Decker97 June 19, 2009
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reverse speedbag

n. the act of sticking ones' penis backwards through ones' legs while reaching behind ones' thighs to grab the shaft of the penis and masturbate furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones' balls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.

v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.
"Oh man, Eva was so hot that Chris told me he went home, busted out the croc butter and reverse speedbagged all night."
by Chris Awwsteen January 28, 2008
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Reverse Stalk

Transforming the Stalker into the Stalkee by utilizing IP trackers on your myspace page, and labeling peoples IP addresses. This can be also used to see who read your status updates, blog, looked at pictures; and how often. Best utilized after bumping known IP addresses with friends.

The Reverse Stalk is when you check your IP tracker compulsively to see who's been checking your page and how often.
"John found my Ip tracker page and totally knows I have been reverse stalking him."

"I was reverse stalking and found that john hit up my page today 8 times... he is so into me"
by Miss Badass Uncensored!!! March 13, 2009
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Reverse Housewarming Party

Instead of making people bring you gifts. You make them take all of your junk.
Examples of stuff you'd get rid of in a Reverse Housewarming Party: DVDs you don't watch anymore. Books you don't read anymore. Cloths that are out of style.
by Voltron1011 July 31, 2009
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Reverse Mongo Cowboy

A Woman, hangs vertically over a ma; and then falls. mid-fall she turns around into a 69 position. On the bounce back up, they grab each others feet, and roll forward. (imagine Cat-Dog rolling down a hill). This leaves the man on top, with his pee-pee in the woman's butthole, and her finger in his (butthole)
I think i busted my back with the reverse mongo cowboy last night, Tracy was too fat
by Loki5869 September 7, 2009
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reverse cyrano

Wooing a person you desire via Facebook posts while posing as a dead semi-famous person.
I've been using the 'reverse cyrano' on Audrey to no avail.
by AlanTuring December 8, 2010
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Reverse Hate Wank

To masturbate in a very specific way, involving both hands, one hand to choke one's self in a violent hateful way, the other hand to wrap around and under the leg to apply pressure and become numb. Then begin to masturbate vigorously while choking.
Person enioys domination and is no longer interested in good ol' fashioned salami slapping.

They begin to hatefuly choke themselves during the process out of frustration but it feels strange to do it alone .. what if someone else were involved? But they have no friends and nobody wants to touch their horrible body. How to make it feel as if someone else was stroking their johnson?

After experimentation they discover the reverse stranger and incorporate this, hooking their free arm around and under the leg to be sat and become numb before masturbating and choking, giving the feeling that a strange hand were performing the act.

Thus the reverse hate wank was born.
by poodin June 5, 2013
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