palmy chaffer

pronounced: palm-e ch-a-fer

Slang for a masturbating.

1. when someone has a overly callused hand.

2. when one is a obsessively yanking the crank.

3. name for a douche/smart ass.

"He's been in there for awhile..."

"Yeah, what do you expect?

"Hurry the hell up Palmy Chaffer!"

by stabthehole October 2, 2011

Palm Raping

palm raping
adj. (p-al-m, Rap-ing)

When someone goes to give you a high five u slap there palm with your penis instead of the hand, without there concent.

Jack Palm Raped his mate when he offered a high five.
Im going to go palm Raping this evening

by sven swedish October 20, 2011

Palmalahmi

Palmalahi: a skinned meat cooked rare from the purple Alien known as the Palmalamien.

You can find this rare meat on planet Palmalamiton. But beware they eat fireballs which gives them explosive gas. Best time to hunt a Palmalamien is at 4:20 am or pm. Enjoy(;

Damn yo, that was some bangin ass Palmalahmi, lets go skin some more mah nuggah.

by Ally the greatest November 16, 2011

palm zombie

Someone who is totally absorbed in the iPods, iPhones, or other hand held devices and walking about oblivious to the world.

I don't even try to guys who only look at their iPhones. They're palm zombies!

by eroticboy December 17, 2012

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013

Palm leaf

Female named isa who wants to suck a males dick

Ah bro i saw that palm leaf over there looking at you.

by Stunner_ 378 July 25, 2016

Palmer twins

This is a round about way of referencing masturbation. The Palmer twins refer to a person's two hands, which he would use to stroke his manhood. Not sure if it would be used as a term for women

After watching some porn, he decided to pay a visit to the Palmer twins.
The Palmer twins never complain when I'm in the mood for sex...

by Magnum0970 May 17, 2016