Used to describe how large one person can actually be. Usually said about a person who has an eating rotation.
by lit.shitty March 16, 2019
Get the Mansion Taxmug. by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024
Get the gooch taxmug. An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021
Get the Noise Taxmug. Fanum tax has multiple meanings
1. Stealing food (crime)
2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)
3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)
4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)
5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)
6. Any money spemt for food
1. Stealing food (crime)
2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)
3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)
4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)
5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)
6. Any money spemt for food
M. 1: He got 9 hours in prison for fanum taxing
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.
M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.
M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.
M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.
M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
by Balixhium_ingot December 2, 2023
Get the fanum taxmug. by Repic January 10, 2025
Get the Fuck You Taxmug. The tax in which when texting or video calling while using the bathroom one must take a picture of their panties and send it to the person.
Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.
by PantyMan99 April 11, 2024
Get the Panty taxmug. An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.
If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?
by QuacksO February 7, 2025
Get the pole taxmug.