Bad Math

Used in place of misuse of the word "karma" to indicate the possibility of a vengeful universe which punishes bad behavior.

Brad kicks a puppy.

Susan responds: Brad, that's bad math.

by DolphinsRevolt July 13, 2012

St Math

FUcking living hell where you make a penguin go up infinite amounts of god damn stairs it never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never ends its autistic as hell

st math you mean that retarted thing that we are forced to do on our chrome books

by penis boy 123 September 17, 2019

Singapore Math Tourism

When math educators fly to the “fine” city of Singapore to attend a pep talk on the bar model method, and to visit a local school and watch a teacher conduct a problem-solving math lesson, before spending the rest of their educational trip on shopping and sightseeing.

When Singapore Math tourism visitors flew back home, they’d excitedly tell their principals or superintendents to embrace the Singapore Math model, by substituting their present dear mile-wide-inch-deep textbooks with wallet-friendly Singapore math titles, often much to the disapproval of their colleagues, who want to “Make US Math Great Again.”

by MathPlus January 3, 2021

Tranny Math

When a group of transgender women are out on the town, the ability to pass as a female drops precipitously as the number of girls increases, or the pass-ability of the girls decrease. The very passable, young TG women are given a 0, and with age, features, voice, etc, that number can increase to 10. As the group score approaches 10, the group, as a whole, runs the risk of collectively being "outed."

Let's see, she is a 1, she is a 2, she is a 0, she is a 1, but her....shes a 7 so we might not want to invite her. She'll throw off the tranny math.

by EricaWIP October 29, 2010

Jew Math

When you owe your buddy some money, and they`re constantly nagging you of it, remember the EXACT price.

Guy 1:Yo, you still owe me $1.46, pay up?
Guy 2: wow, what jew math, you`ll get it when you get it

by BBOYS April 8, 2009

I won a math debate

A phrase when shouted allowed sounds like the phrase: "I wanna masterbate." It is commonly used among teenagers that like to shout random sexual things.

When Jenna was feeling giddy she screamed, "I won a math debate."
The men around her though she said something else...

by FannyGal49 April 28, 2011

Trump Math

Any math concept, formula, or theorem that can’t be simplistically or half-accurately be explained in a tweet, or using 280 characters, is likely to be too complex or confusing to the millions of pro-Trump blue-collar or MAGA workers and alt-right “fine patriots.”

If you can’t explain any Trump math to an oft-morally bankrupt and mathematically challenged Trumpublican, QAnonist, or statistical evangelical, you probably don’t understand it yourself.

by Covido February 7, 2022