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The Covidization of Singapore Math 

When math writers or publishers in Singapore withheld or delayed publishing any new titles during the lockdown, because local bookstores were considered non-essential businesses, and in the living-with-Covid new normal, new foreign titles are being axed for being too dear to be shipped overseas due to rising freight costs and recurring global supply chain disruptions.
No one knows whether the publication of foreign editions of Singapore math textbooks is heading towards a subset industry or not as a result of the covidization of Singapore math.
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Bad Math 

Used in place of misuse of the word "karma" to indicate the possibility of a vengeful universe which punishes bad behavior.
Brad kicks a puppy.

Susan responds: Brad, that's bad math.
Bad Math by DolphinsRevolt July 13, 2012
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FUcking living hell where you make a penguin go up infinite amounts of god damn stairs it never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never ends its autistic as hell
st math you mean that retarted thing that we are forced to do on our chrome books
St Math by penis boy 123 September 17, 2019

Singapore Math Tourism 

When math educators fly to the “fine” city of Singapore to attend a pep talk on the bar model method, and to visit a local school and watch a teacher conduct a problem-solving math lesson, before spending the rest of their educational trip on shopping and sightseeing.
When Singapore Math tourism visitors flew back home, they’d excitedly tell their principals or superintendents to embrace the Singapore Math model, by substituting their present dear mile-wide-inch-deep textbooks with wallet-friendly Singapore math titles, often much to the disapproval of their colleagues, who want to “Make US Math Great Again.”

Tranny Math 

When a group of transgender women are out on the town, the ability to pass as a female drops precipitously as the number of girls increases, or the pass-ability of the girls decrease. The very passable, young TG women are given a 0, and with age, features, voice, etc, that number can increase to 10. As the group score approaches 10, the group, as a whole, runs the risk of collectively being "outed."
Let's see, she is a 1, she is a 2, she is a 0, she is a 1, but her....shes a 7 so we might not want to invite her. She'll throw off the tranny math.
Tranny Math by EricaWIP October 29, 2010

Jew Math 

When you owe your buddy some money, and they`re constantly nagging you of it, remember the EXACT price.
Guy 1:Yo, you still owe me $1.46, pay up?
Guy 2: wow, what jew math, you`ll get it when you get it
Jew Math by BBOYS April 8, 2009

I won a math debate 

A phrase when shouted allowed sounds like the phrase: "I wanna masterbate." It is commonly used among teenagers that like to shout random sexual things.
When Jenna was feeling giddy she screamed, "I won a math debate."
The men around her though she said something else...