listage

guest list (UK)

Is there any listage for me + 1 ? Please ? Thanks !

by toejam 06 September 19, 2011

listen down

not pay any attention; ignore -reverse of LISTEN UP

when the D.I. began 'barking' he became incensed at those who chose to listen down

i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders

listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down

by michael foolsley February 22, 2012

Listen up bitch, here's the sitch.

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.

Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

by ThatManWithMeanings March 5, 2018

listake

A mistaken assumption that you know what a person was going to say next thus hearing exactly what you wanted to hear when they do say something.

Psych on phone with Patient: 'Oh, so you're hearing voices right now!'
Pat: 'No you idiot, I said I have another phone call I have to take.'
Psych: 'Oh! My listake!'
Pat: 'Listake? WTF does that mean? That's not a word.'
Psych: 'Oh, I had just expected you to start hearing voices already. My listake.'
Pat: 'Are you saying 'mistake' or 'listake'?'
Psych: 'Which one did you *want* me to say?'
Pat: '...'

by leftiger March 16, 2019

Listening to KidsBop

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear

She doesn't like it when I cum in her mouth, so she was listening to KidsBop last night

by Long Leg Papa April 18, 2019

listmates

fellow members of an email list serve

When posting something on a members only listserv, I address the members as listmates.

by EddieA June 3, 2019

listerine

a mint soda

listerine is a mint soda that is like juice, b r u h

by stamplerels November 3, 2019