Double Land-Locked

(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.
K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.
by William Shafner November 15, 2017
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land o' goshin'

everbuddy in the Land o' Goshin' is incredulous at certain things the sophisticates and city slickers take for granted and think is ho-hum . . . Ordinary.
when you ride through a provincial place--say, for example-- the mid-west states,

and you're in, like, a Model T, newly on the roads, & all the denizens come out onto the streets; they look and they points, and they say, 'garsh' or 'gahw', or 'goh-lee', or sometimes they will even say 'yikes!' & then,

you know you're in . . . another . . . Land o' Goshin'.
by socialista October 22, 2011
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The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020
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Ladybug lands on you

Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision
by Scongeeli August 24, 2018
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Land Transport Guru

A group of racist and bigotry group that supports far right conspiracy theories.
Is Donovan a Land Transport Guru?
by Singapore Buses June 04, 2020
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land-so-grotty

Onomatopoeia; Lanzarote, island in the Spanish Canaries located in the Atlantic ocean.
Bob: "I'm off one me hols next week"

Ted: "where you going?"

Bob: "Land-so-grotty" Lanzarote
by catfuckerman July 18, 2011
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city of sugar land

code word. a date. lowkey, but not at the same time.
"Joanne, where are you and Ralph right now?"

"we're volunteering at the city of sugar land."

"oooo a d8!!"
by jonvesguerra June 25, 2018
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