city of sugar land

code word. a date. lowkey, but not at the same time.

"Joanne, where are you and Ralph right now?"

"we're volunteering at the city of sugar land."

"oooo a d8!!"

by jonvesguerra June 25, 2018

Ladybug lands on you

Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision

A ladybug lands on you. So take off your pants.

by Scongeeli August 24, 2018

Double Land-Locked

(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.

K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.

by William Shafner November 15, 2017

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

Squidward's Tiki Land

When six guys lay on their back in a circle and the girl takes turns riding each of them in sequence.

Bro, if we all put our money together we'll have enough for one hooker this weekend, we can just create Squidward's Tiki Land.

by Toga Seafoam May 22, 2020

Land Transport Guru

A group of racist and bigotry group that supports far right conspiracy theories.

Is Donovan a Land Transport Guru?

by Singapore Buses June 4, 2020

land-so-grotty

Onomatopoeia; Lanzarote, island in the Spanish Canaries located in the Atlantic ocean.

Bob: "I'm off one me hols next week"

Ted: "where you going?"

Bob: "Land-so-grotty" Lanzarote

by catfuckerman July 18, 2011