humendous

Something of size beyond comprehension. A combination of huge and tremendous.

"Why that women is humendous!"
"Last night was humendous, i just got in!"

by Rory Macdonald July 19, 2006

hump tackle

The act of playfully tackeling someone with the intent that it will become sexual. Often one can cop-a-feel while in the mist of the "hump tackle" helping to break the ice! A very effective and efficient transition from topical conversation, to gettin' it on!

As she was stretching, I hump tackled her onto my bed, at which point I became erect, and we proceeded to get it on.

by Burton and Tyler July 15, 2007

hump of the week

Wednesday; the midway point of the working week. Once over the hump, it's a downhill cruise to the weekend.

Jacob: Hump of the week!
Karen: Yeah, just two more days to go...

by Karen. S May 5, 2008

hump game

term used to represent "skills in bed," usually used by douchebags or straight up badasses

"yo shorty over there givin me the look. ima holla at her a lil bit since she tryna see my hump game"

"yo bitch my hump game be proper"

by jbay4 August 7, 2009

Humpty-Diddle

A phrase used by the rest of the General Aviation community to describe Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in a negative and funny way. Mostly because of how ridiculously expensive it is. Others use it to indirectly express their jealousy towards it.

"You know what they teach over there at Humpty Diddle, Diddly-Squat!"

"The Humpty-Diddle School of Poverty"

by ERAUDAB September 23, 2009

humong-ass

A person with a humongous ass.

This ass is so big, people jog around it for exercise.
This ass is so big, when you climb on top of it, your ears pop.
This ass is so big, when it sits around the house, it sits AROUND the house!!

Now that is a humong-ass!
She's cute but, what a humong-ass she has.

by M-A-R-K-B October 19, 2009

hump-smack

A dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. A violent, and completely platonic dance.

Michelle is so bomb, I hump-smacked her last night.

Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.

Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.

by TheLovelySwampMonster March 30, 2010