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A dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. A violent, and completely platonic dance.
Michelle is so bomb, I hump-smacked her last night.

Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.

Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.
by TheLovelySwampMonster February 24, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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