Silly Goose

You're a fucking Re****

Jack: "He threw water on a grease fire"
Spencer: "What a silly goose"

by Guysom January 20, 2023

Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it

Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.

by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

ghost goosed

When you feel your butt being touched and turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

Giraffe goose

A retarded way of saying swan

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.

by The real moe November 9, 2020

Goose

A white: car, truck or suv.

Lemme get the keys to the goose!

by Coot225 November 6, 2020

Goosed

When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.

Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!

Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.

by KristaBrooks January 7, 2021