firestarter

The act of making a penis hard by rubbing your hands up and down the sides of the penis shaft in the same motion you would use to create a fire with a couple of sticks.

Also could be called a Fire Starter

Julie attempted to give Jerry a boner by performing a firestarter.

by Null February 9, 2004

foreskin

a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.

JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin!

by JMSMD February 18, 2006

Foreskin Cookie

Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.

I got Chinese take-out last night and it came with a foreskin cookie. It was exquisite.

by myno April 5, 2015

Forrest Fire

When someone has a lot of pubic hair, or a huge bush, and it is set on fire.

Dat nigga got a forrest fire, he can't pee anymore.

by APdaBoss February 9, 2008

forrest trump

An unintelligent person who believes that he can hold a position of power.

We have a forrest trump in the White House; he tweeted that the Cohen indictment "cleared me."

by smjgJsbjgsm December 10, 2018

foreskin

a useless piece of diseased-laden skin that covers the otherwise attractive male penis head; the World Health Organization now recommends that the foreskin be cut off to prevent the male from getting AIDs because the moist, smegma-producing cells of the inner foreskin are very receptive to the HIV virus; educated males and smart parents remove the foreskin from the penis as quickly as possible to promote health and hygiene.

Hey, doc, I dont wanna get AIDs and shit, so please get this foreskin off me right away.

by Jason Corrigan June 17, 2008

foreskin

An unclipped dick that looks like a fucking anteater, aarvark, this is nasty shit

your foreskin looks like a fucking aardvark

by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007