Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.

Look at that father Eli.

by Father Eli July 4, 2019

farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Faptermath

The mess and destruction left behind after a fap

I'll need a whole can of Lysol after this faptermath

by Thebiggestbear March 30, 2019

Factering

The combination of being someone’s boss as well as a legit boss.

Amanda is responsible for several people and is a badass in how assertive she is. She is factering!

by Freudianswan April 22, 2019

Father

A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.

Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.

by Kat Daniel August 25, 2019

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019