retard coffee

The specific coffee created by a retard in which you heat water to a warm temperature and drop two coffee beans into it. As said by the creator(me)it looks like someone pooped in your water. all tho this sounds nasty, it actually tastes like water. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"aye look at mah boy over there tryin to make that retard coffee."

by Earth-Child69 March 11, 2009

coffee fart

A coffee fart is a fart that is followed by shit sliding down one's leg.

-Nasty, you just farted! Hey, what is that brown stuff coming down you leg?

-Sorry, I just had a coffee fart.

by Fart Pants July 3, 2008

Coffee

A drink that does wonders for your skin. Mainly used in the morning, but some drink it all day through. Usually a drink found in your every-day cafés.

Can be made into many forms such as:

Americano, A Shot in the Dark, Black coffee, Cafe au Lait, Cafe Breva, Caffe Latte, Cafe Macchiato, Cappuccino, Double, or Double Shot, Dry Cappuccino, Espresso Con Panna, Flavored coffee, Frappe, Greek Coffee, Hammerhead, Iced coffee, Indian (Madras) filter coffee, Instant coffee (or soluble coffee), Irish coffee, Mocha .. etc.

Side Note: Delicious!

One Coffee with extra cream and sugar, please.

by SeanTheGreat June 6, 2009

cold coffee

any dark cola poured into a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty because no one wants to wash dishes

all the glasses are dirty, guess I'll drink cold coffee

by twoandone May 10, 2013

Cup of Coffee

What can be bought with your word and twenty cents.

Tom: I wasn't cheating on you, I give you my word!

Trish: Ha! That and twenty cents can get you a cup of coffee!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Coffee Clutch

Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".

(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
......
.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.

by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010

coffee jiz

The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.

After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.

by Nick is dope September 22, 2007