cold suzie

The act of inserting any number of ice cubes in the partner's anus and then try to suck all of it out.

I gave Roystan's mom a cold suzie last night, man.

by Heywood Djablomi February 11, 2014

Cold Suck

5-pack of strident mint gum, some cold ass drink and some pop rocks.. and just go to town on that dick.

that was a cold suck

by Ben_Dover481 January 15, 2015

Cold Steve

Making a dildo out of your own shit and freezing it for use later.

Chris used a Cold Steve to penetrate himself.

by Yagebuoy July 25, 2014

Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015

cold business

When one is a bad mother fucker in a particular skill or activity.

Have you seen dude hoop? He cold business!

by Triangle Pete December 24, 2015

cold roll

When you throw a roll of toilet paper into the freezer before heading out to Chipotle or Taco Bell.

Bro I am bringing home a ten pound bag of Chalupas! You better toss a cold roll in before icing down the mountain dew.

by Michael Whalen September 21, 2016

Cold Carl

When you shit into a plastic bag, freeze it, then use it as a dildo

Last night me and John tried a Cold Carl!

by Donkey_Nut September 6, 2016