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Milking Cats

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Squeezing the milk out of a cat’s nipples
Kevin: Bro, I just went ‘Milking Cats’.
Terry: I have nipples. Can you milk me?
by XXXSirIcyRain June 25, 2018
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Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis
Person 1: Hey guys, I found some cats outside my house.

Everyone: *Looks*
by peenster65 October 17, 2021
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Catspert

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Someone who either knows, or acts like they know way too much about cats; usually creating an awkward moment at a gathering or party.
Dude: thanks for everything, we are gonna get out of here.
Party host: ok thanks for coming, drive home safe.
Catspert: oh by the way, you should try Scoop Away kitty litter. It really neutralizes the smell and makes the poopy clumps tight.
Everyone: ............
by Banky Donkey February 17, 2009
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catstody

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When we ended our engagement, we agreed upon joint catstody of our cat.
by naruja November 3, 2008
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a 16 year old hairy male with back fungi and spawns ringworm. this male will take cats and will rub his hairy genatailia on the back of cats. Leaving the cats back hairless, and severe rash.
ohhh mmyyyyy goodddddd , Lennie is such a catstroker.
by towel boy January 3, 2010
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A term used to describe a girl that lets guys snort a line of coke off her ass.
Friend: Dude, that girl was such a catsuni.

Friend2: I know right, her ass was so nice, not to mention that fine ass coke.
by BigJOnnyCocker December 5, 2016
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An acronym meaning Counselors At The Student Activity Center (adapted in 2018 from its original name CAmp Texas SAC). More specifically, CATSAC is the art room on the second floor of the SAC which is home to many Camp Texas Counselors. During normal business hours, there is always one or more CT Counselor in CATSAC chatting, working on homework and/or criticizing any other unsuspecting student who happens to walk in.
Hey, wya? CATSAC is poppin
by CoChair November 26, 2018
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