Cat Fest 

Similar to the very popular "Sausage Fest," but with a large group of girls partying without any guys. While sausage is metaphorical for a dick, cat is metaphorical for a pussy, therefore making it a Cat Fest.

Guy 1: Yo, lets go crash the Cat Fest at Lindsay's house.

Guy 2: Yeah man, they are in desperate need of some sausages.

Cat Fest by E&Lbreezybish(; August 17, 2011

Cat 22 

That paradoxical situation in which an individual who has a predisposition towards stroking and petting felines is actually allergic to them.

Florian: I like stroking cats, but the problem is I am allergic to them
Phil: That sounds like a Catch 22 to me
Alex: you mean a Cat 22

Cat 22 by spru14 October 31, 2013

Cat Approved

Farm Slang: When constructing something on the farm, cats will typcially refrain from climbing around on it until its structural integrity has been tested. Once they know it will not fall out from under them, they will climb all over it until the end of time.

Built that shed, the cats are all over it now it's cat approved.

Cat Approved by ElectricBananaMan February 25, 2019

Cat snake 

(Informal, Humourous) A ferret

H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird

Cat snake by Ace the simp June 23, 2023

cat-rancher

Normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. She will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. She has a story about each and every feline, (each one is SOOO adorable,) and she can't wait to share them with you. You definitely don't want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.

1. Those women hang out with each other too much. They better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!

2. That cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. Too bad she had an iPad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.

cat-rancher by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

Cat tat 

A tattoo of a cat

"I like my cat."
"Then you should totally get a cat tat."

Cat tat by CJK5 January 4, 2017

Cat Noir 

The hottest cat that ever existed. The man of everyone's dreams.

"Do you know who Cat Noir is?"
"Yeah, he's like the hot guy with the blond hair in Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir."

Cat Noir by hey sisterrrr January 7, 2021