Clemens

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.

"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."

by Nox:tune March 16, 2018

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crece

A man with an abnormally large penis. After a sexually encounter most woman must see a chiropractor because crece has realigned their spine. Many also report nightmares of its massive size.

Girl #1: Hey did you hear about Tina?
Girl #2: No what happened ?
Girl #1: She got with Crece last weekend and couldn’t walk the next day.

by BigGrape69 July 16, 2018

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chemeil

she is nice,weird,loving,caring and friendly. She is always there for you and lightens your day. She is also very helpful at times. She will make you miss her till you can't take it no more.

i wish chemeil was here, she will really brighten my day

by kitty of the land October 18, 2018

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A portmantau named for Clememtine Ford to describe the tactless, usually foul mouthed, belittling response angry feminazis shout from behind safety of their own keyboards when presented with an opinion that differs from their own.

Person: "l'm transsexual and I know a lot of nice men who've not been selfish. Wake up."

Clementine Ford: "OH FUCK OFF......"

Person: "Spoken with true clementact."

by Without a shirt December 11, 2018

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