major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011

Bossman Smooth

The smoothest criminal ever.
They typically lead an organization of mobsters and have lots of gun's,cash, and dope.
They're a very fair boss to work for.

Bossman Smooth: Make sure Joey isn't seen again.
Mobster: Understood.
Bossman Smooth: Here, Take my ferrari
Mobster:Thanks Bossman Smooth

by Bossman Smooth January 19, 2012

flips smooth out

actscrazy, goes nuts, behaves like they have lost their mind

My baby is experiencing separation anxiety. When I leave the room she flips smooth out and starts screaming like its the end of the world.

My Mom saw my report card and flipped smooth out because I got an F. She started taking away all my stuff xbox, my phone, my shoes, my bed.....

by Meangirl#3 November 6, 2012

pineapple-smoothy

when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.

"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."

by Shandyandybananarammalarri April 3, 2014

Chunky Smoothie

A clean shaven vagina with big fat lips.

My boyfriend loves kissing up on my chunky smoothie.

by Joemalski April 17, 2014

the smooter

The thing that hangs down between a mans thighs. Also known as the wang or the noodle

My husband let me rub the smooter last night.

by G32thedestroyer March 1, 2015

bread smoothie

Bay area colloquial for beer

Yo Ross pass a bread smoothie this way.

by bread_smoothie May 14, 2015