Israeli Defense Force shirt

The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.

"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"

by therenster October 13, 2007

T-Shirt Band

Bands that you never hear about but you constantly see their names on people's T-shirts around your high school.

Guy: Hey man have you listened to the new All Time Low album?
Me: You mean that band on your T-Shirt? I think I will pass. I don't really like T-Shirt Bands.

by Palpino June 20, 2011

shirtcocked

Anywhere there is potential of male or female nudity, be it a nude beach or a desert festival like Burning Man, etc. shirtcockers abound like environmental bedbugs, pests biting at an overall aura. While most shirtcockers manage to find viewing spots of the genitals on display such as behind the tree looking through their high-powered binoculars or behind trail rocks or outcroppings should the shirtcocker want to begin mindlessly stoking his junk as though he's in the privacy of his own boudoir, occasionally even a shirtcocker takes his eyes off the ball(s)/pubic hair on display. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE SHIRTCOCKER OR YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF BEING INFECTED! Shirtcockers, like bats and raccoons, are known carriers of things like rabies, the plague and even the Serious Creeps.

We were walking to the beach when we saw that dude playing with himself behind the slide. Alison must have been shirtcocked, cause she got the Serious Creeps and took off running. Somehow through principals of a non-local universe, the shirtcocker is able to project sex crimes onto his victim simply through lines of sight.

by pete from reno September 6, 2009

Shirt wetter

Refering to a retarded person, as for they druel on their shirts, so the actually sane people can make fun of the dumbasses.

Wow! You stupid shirt wetter!

by Will Spalding November 26, 2006

shirt-tucker

A Republican...

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles

see the song by Todd Snider

That guy with the NRA hat is a real shirt-tucker.

by Mark Manausa October 16, 2006

SHIThead

A student or Alumni of The South Harmon Institute of Technology (SHIT)

"So... are you saying you're a SHIThead?"

"I'm saying I'm a SHIThead."

"This KITCHEN is BITCHIN`!"

by Dark Doppelganger February 25, 2010

t-shirts

Often a slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms.

You got the 20 bucks for t-shirts?

or

Come over this weeked we're trying on t-shirts.

by allahjesus January 14, 2011