Catching up on sleep

To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.

Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"

by uccstrackman December 8, 2010

catching strays

Being hit by a stray bullet

Niggas outchea in the hood catching strays.

by SydMak July 17, 2019

Catch up

This is when a sporting event ends and they start catching you up on what had happen during the game.

After the game i watched the post game catch up.

by Redbud2020 October 29, 2019

crumb catcher

a guys belley where all crumbs, chips and food droppings
fall while sitting, in his chair or the family sofa.

Maureen: Arthur has one nice ass crumb catcher give him some more chips and a sandwhich.
Amber: This is better than watching him get another ass tatoo.

by Geronimo Apodaca May 3, 2008

dog catchers

• a term used for cops, when they grab your friend, detain him, and try and scare him into acting out of control, when they're sure abducting teenagers and little kids, is as easy as upsetting them, and scaring them, with guns and uniform anyone could take, but that they can do it in public, and no one will, what stop them? everyone kills dog catchers..
• police that use police cars, not unmarked vans,
• neighborhood watch patrollers with
dog catcher vans
• ANYONE from animal control, when all you need is a dog killer with a vet license, to kill your friend legally, what after jail, for being a dog?
or deer?

"I called him a dog catcher like I could scream it, and people came out of there houses, and kind of freaked out, that that's our NEW term for freak monsters? I don't know how stupid they are, but like, they took him, and he doesn't have to go home, you know? That cop is Fucked. Dog catchers though they want to call all the freaks in the kid grabber trucks? Cars, dog catchers, now"

by blackrockheadphones November 18, 2017

catch this work

A signal used to inform a female that she may have her way with your penis, scrotum, etc.

Justin : Damn, she could catch this work.
Mike : Most definitely.
Joe : Ay MA, you wanna catch this work?

by the cake farter January 12, 2013

Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003