what the crap? 

What the crap? You can't define "What the crap?", it's just there. Holy crap!

The car has exploded and everyone has survived, but the car is totalled.

What the crap?

:(

what the crap? by Stephanie May 10, 2004

strange crap 

1. web sire of champions - starring Capt'n Unicorn!
2. odd, stupid or silly
3. funny in a retarded way

Capt'n Unicorn gives the best advice on strange crap and stuff and junk and things.

strange crap by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Hoky crap 

interj. of surprise , anger, and sarcasm. euphemistic of holy crap

Girl 1- got a tattoo for real!
Girl 2- Hoky crap! prolly other chicks are jelly.

Hoky crap by quietadove July 14, 2010

gooply goppy crap 

That weird stuff that grows inbetween the tiles of the bathroom floor and if unchecked it will turn into a giant nose monkey and eat us all!!!!!!

Hey man I got tons of gooply goppy crap in my house and it turned into a monkey and bit off my liver munchies

gooply goppy crap by Gooogy mcfuzz March 29, 2009

crip double slip crap 

1. The act of slipping on a handicapped person's colostomy bag thus causing one to fall directly onto there anus, much like slipping on a banana peel in a cartoon.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new special olympics event?
Person 2: Do you mean demolition derby?
Person 1: Yeah. In the Russia vs. Ireland game, there was some sort of mishap and the ref crip double slip crap -ed.
Person 2: Words - nasty.

crip double slip crap by Jew Nathan Coatez September 14, 2010

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole 

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021

i am full of your crap 

NOT a phrase.
only stupid ppl accidentally say it instead of saying i am tired of your crap.

"Jane, i am full of your crap, it's over!"
WRONG.

i am full of your crap by smartypantssfghfghjdfg November 15, 2010