what the crap?

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"

*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!

by marrrrrry May 4, 2005

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What the crap? You can't define "What the crap?", it's just there. Holy crap!

The car has exploded and everyone has survived, but the car is totalled.

What the crap?

:(

by Stephanie May 10, 2004

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what the crap

most amazing phrase ever.
use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.

"dude the world is cocking the fuck with my gun!"
me:what the crap does that mean?

by drone248 April 28, 2008

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an alternative for 'what the fuck'. is more accepted by public, as crap is less offensive than fuck, obviously. 'what the shit' can also be used, as can other variations. eg: 'what the crapper'
'what the shitface'

for internet use: replace 'wtf' with 'wtc'
if people don't know it - send them here.

guy: dude, that lady over there is pretending to be a bird...
girl: what the shitface?!
guy: i know aye, what the crapper is she doing.

by nikkivondee* October 26, 2009

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