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first-class asshole 

The affectionate nickname for Urban Dictionary volunteers. Any single one Urban Dictionary volunteer who rejected any of my definitions that were actually good is especially deserving of being called a first class asshole.
I have had it with every motherfucking first-class asshole on Urban Dictionary rejecting my motherfucking definitions!
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top of class 

most likly a douche bag who kisses the ass of every teacher he/or she comes upon. a stuck up prick who thinks he knows every thing and trys to make him self look smart and every time boasting himself at others. you know what im talking about.
Guy1: dude i think i see someone under the teachers desk....
Guy2: what? oh. that must be the "top of class".
Guy1: hmm..no wonder we never see them in class
top of class by mrttimmy October 8, 2008

Best Western Class

To have absolutely no class at all; a lack of class; a type of class below every other class; AKA shit. Commonly found in shitholes.
When setting up an eight foot table and finding the welding is broken; "That's Best Western Class, right there"

When your hotel room hasn't been cleaned by Housekeeping; "That's Best Western Class"

When you can't find red cart and the pop machines are all empty; "That's Best Western Class"

High Class Hooker 

Girls that go to Ridge High School. (A girl with money, who wears a little less clothing than a porn star in Algebra II)
A girl(the high class hooker) walks into a classroom, wearing a a tank top that covers half her stomach, and barely half of her boobs, and a short ripped up jean skirt, that's just a couple inches off her ass, and heals. She sits down in her assigned seat.
"Excuse me, Miss. _____, you are not dressed for school, please leave the room," her 24-year-old male teacher states.
"Oh, so you were looking at me?" She replied with a smirk.
High Class Hooker by A girl from October 21, 2005

Top Class Bitch  

Top Class Bitch :-A woman that doesn't give a fuck and that can and will be cruel to men and womem . dont care about no but herself. care her self well .and never care about braking a nail to kick someones asss
Davarel your a top class bitch
Top Class Bitch by davarel March 9, 2008

first class fool 

when one does something something so foolish, it is concidered to be a first class act of foolery
Person A: What does anon stand for?
Person B: Anonymous. Duh.
Person A: Well don't I feel like a first class fool.
first class fool by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

math class 

The only class where you can pay roughly 0% of your attention span and get a 99 or so for a grade.
I have learned nothing in math class since 6th grade.
math class by Fugerko.? January 1, 2004