scuzz bucket

(pronounced scuzz bucket) n. A person that has no morals, dignity or common sense. Usually are welfare recipients and/or lack no skills whatsoever. Most scuzz buckets can be found in thier parents basement or living room couch with a fat sweaty bulge of fat hanging over their underwear. Their odor is tart and their vocabulary consists mostly of vulgarities and incomplete sentences. They often name their offspring after alcholic beverages, sports cars and designer clothing. They travel in packs to strenghten their own weak nature. For a scuzz bucket, qualifying as a retard is equivalent to taking home the gold medal at the Olympics. They also beg for money and never repay their debtors.

Oh no they didn't come over to my house and drink, eat, shit, fart on my couch, watch my tv, smoke up all of my ganja and left they trash. They aint nothing but a bunch of scuzz bucket ass mufucka's!

(young son speaking to his scuzz bucket momma): "Momma..you smell like onions and the shit is making me hungry. Can you please get up off of the couch and fix me something to eat?

Scuzz Bucket Momma: You lil fuckin nigga, get the fuck out my damn face talking crazy and shit..got me fucked up! Who the fuck you think you talking to..Just for that you on a food punishment. Yo ass aint eatin til next fuckin year fuckin round with me lil bitch ass nigga!

Young Son: Can I get a sip of you $3.99 bottle of whiskey then?

Scuzz Bucket Momma: Mufucka..shouldn't give you shit! Here bitch! Betta be glad I'm givin yo ass anything! Now leave me the fuck alone!

by lightskindbarbie February 3, 2007

bucket

A high school legend. given the nickname for his poor athletic ability, this kid is well known throughout the city of Santa Fe as a kid that can drink ridiculus amounts of alcohol. He is the greatest mother f***er on the face of the earth.

hey that kid just drank twelve beers and he can't jump for shit. That must be bucket. Look how cool he is.

by the city of santa fe October 7, 2006

bucket bong

1 - 2L plastic pop bottle
1 - smaller pop bottle
1 - piece of tin foil
1 - knife
1 - needle
1 - lighter
2 - litre of water
? - tape
1 - lighter
? - weed

1. Cut the skinny part of the large pop bottle off. (Cut right where it starts to go from really big to really small).
2. Fill the bottle with water (as full as you can without having it spill).
3. In the lid of the smaller pop bottle, make a hole about the size of a penny carefully with the knife.
4. Place the tin foil in the hole and make a small indent into it (to hold the weed in).
5. Tape the tin foil at the sides (try not to get any tin foil or tape on inside of the lid or it wont screw on the bottle well), and make several tiny wholes in the tin foil with the needle.
6. In the small pop bottle, there should be 5 'thingies' at the bottom. Cut fairly small holes in 3-5 of them. Then place the small bottle inside the large bottle.
7. Once the smaller bottle has been submerged in the water, put your weed in the lide and screw the lid on.
8. At the same time as you light the weed, lift the smaller bottle out of the water slowly. The water pressure will fill the bottle with all the smoke.
9. Once the bottle is completely filled with smoke and there is no water left, them put your mouth around the top, dip the bottom back in the water, and then lift it back out and inhale at the same time.
10. If this is your first time, or you don't smoke a lot, you may green out (throw up) several times. But it's worth it. You will get completely f***ed without using as much weed as a joint, and you will get like 10 times higher with this as you would with a joint. You only need like 2-3 hits to get really stoned, but do as many as you like. :)

Legal Disclaimer: The above was intended for educational purposes only. I do not encourage the use of marijuana or other illegal drugs (except in countries/regions where it is 100% legal).

Let's go use my bucket bong, it'll get us more f***ed than those spliffs.

by Adam George March 21, 2008

Blunkett

Blind as a bat, probably from having his head jammed so far up his own arse.

Blunkett is a cunt.

by Andy May 7, 2004

Rice Bucket

someone who loves rice or likes to eat a lot of rice; can consume large portions of rice; eats rice with almost everything

We call her "rice bucket" because she has rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by tonbo_kunoichi November 10, 2008

jaggy bunnet

Scottish slang. Another name for the head.

"Am gonnae stick the jaggy bunnet in you fur yer cheek"
"Wee Ally McCoist scored a great goal wi the jaggy bunnet"

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

slop bucket

to haphazardly toss something into something else.

1) the rotten potato was tossed across the kitchen into the slop bucket for the hogs. It hit the rim of the bucket, nearly tipping it over and spilling it's contents onto the floor, bounced up into the air, and just managed to drop in.

by Kanel April 16, 2006