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Brandon ass nigga 

Bitch made nigga bruh , this nigga momma almost always got him on a leash. Nigga always fuckin with some goofy ass bitches and gets stupid lit off two puff puffs. Not uncommon for this nigga to be a savage though.
Me: aye you tryna hit this.

The homie : yea lemme get that
*5 minutes later
The homie: * eats all your fucking food *

Me: yous a Brandon ass nigga bruh

brandon flowers 

The hottest man in the world!
I kind of want to do him.
Wow Brandon Flowers is practically God.
brandon flowers by caityflowers December 28, 2005

brandon novak 

Former pro-skater, signed by Tony Hawk but messed it up by doing heroin for many years. Is now clean, and living in Castle Bam in West Chester, Pennsylvania. Claims to make "fast company" with numerous girls each night and tells about it on Radio Bam. Super fly, but super horny.

Friend of Bam Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Raab Himself, Tim Glomb, Bucky Lasek, Rake Yohn, etc.

Plays "Dooley" on Bam's movie Haggard, and appears on MTV's Viva La Bam.

Also known as: Dream Seller, Dead Beat Dad (Knocked girl up on one night stand), DBD, Nudie Novak (Doesn't think twice about getting naked in public), Life Partner (to Bam), Heroin Novak.
Bam: *Pushes Novak into river*
Brandon: "This water is dirtier than the girl I hooked up with last night!"

Brandon: "Hey Bam, how do you spell Novak?"

Dooley: "Watch your mouth sweetheart."
brandon novak by jdogg01 September 2, 2005

Brandon Rowland 

a kind, warm hearted human being. can make anyone smile on their worst days :)
person1- who is that
person2- brandon rowland , my happiness
Brandon Rowland by charminghunta November 13, 2016

brandon flowers 

The incredibly talented lead singer, synth player, and lyricist for the Killers. Born into a Mormon family on June 21, 1981 in Las Vegas, Nevada, Flowers was the youngest of six children. His father worked in produce and his mother stayed at home. Flowers has said his older brother Shane was responsible for his acquaintance with the music that would later inspire him, such as the Smiths, the Cure, David Bowie, the Beatles,Depeche Mode and New Order.

When Flowers was about 9 years old, his family moved to Nephi, Utah; however, Flowers moved back to Vegas to live with an aunt as a teenager. He struggled with being "the chubby kid" in high school but eventually acclimated more to his peers and developed a great skill for golf, and even considered going pro. He gave up golf when his car, carrying his golf clubs, was stolen. Flowers graduated high school, but dropped out of college.

In his late teens, Flowers worked various jobs, mainly at casinos. such as the Gold Coast, as a busboy or bellman. He joined the band "Blush Response" as a synth player but left the group when it insisted upon his moving to Los Angeles.

In 2002, shortly after experiencing a moving Oasis concert, Flowers answered an ad placed in the newspaper by future Killers guitarist Dave Keuning. They met, clicked, and wrote the chorus to future hit "Mr. Brightside" that day. Later, members Mark Stoermer and Ronnie Vanucci joined.

The Killers were initially signed to indie label Lizard King in London where they met their initial success. After some buzz developed, American label Island Records signed the group.

Flowers has transitioned from being an extremely shy and reserved frontman to an extremely confident and flamboyant one. At the beginning of his career, Flowers admitted to having to drink in order to conquer his stage fright, but he eventually realized that this was counter-productive to his stage performance. Through careful study of stage masters such as David Bowie and Morrissey, Flowers has become one of the most captivating performers of his day. His style is characterized by grandiose hand gestures which can often be described as his "taming the music" as one tames a lion. He often engages in boylove with Keuning, during which he touches Dave's chest or wraps his arm around his kneck from behind. Another rare, but signature move, is the branbot which occurs at the end of Andy, You're a Star and resembles the robot. Other Brandon Flowers trademarks include guyliner and his rhinestone-studded synthesizer.

Flowers is extremely well-known for his fashion sense and his love of Dior jackets, namely two pink ones. He has acquired many musical admirers such as Morrissey, Elton John, Bono, and David Bowie. He can frequently be seen with a twinkie and coca-colain hand. Flowers is a practicing Mormon but is rather tolerant and modern. He most likely votes Republican. Flowers has been known to drink alcohol and caffeine and smoke. He married his girlfriend of several years, Tana Munbkowsky, a convert to Mormonism, on August 2, 2005 in Hawaii. Overall, he is an incredibly sweet and talented individual even though he is known to speak his mind when it comes to other bands, such as the Bravery. He always has time for his fans.
The lead singer, synth player, and lyricist of the Killers

"I've always liked dressing up"

"Dave was 27" - Brandon Flowers on when Dave lost his virginity

"I'd had a little bit too much to drink and at one point I fell off the stage and nobody caught me. It was sad, it was a sad thing. And the boys kept playing..." Brandon on when he fell off stage.

"I don't really have a slogan, per say, but I think people should be nicer to eachother. laughs I think bands should be nicer to eachother. I think everybody should be nicer to eachother. There you are. Be nice."

"I drive a Hyundai."

"I always feel as though someone is staring at me."

"It was just barely three years ago that I was driving and I heard him on the radio, and it changed everything. I took two classes in college before I realized that I just couldn't do it. I just left the last one and I heard Changes on the radio."

brandon flowers by L Cali December 28, 2005

brandon rogers 

The best YouTuber ever. He has a bunch of characters and will make you laugh until you shit your pants
Guy: Ohhhhh shiiiiittttttttt
Other guy: whatttttt???
Guy: brandon Rogers just posted a new video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other guy: ohhhhhh shiiiiitttttttttt
brandon rogers by S6rr6w July 15, 2019