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bottle destroyer 9000

A machine made to destroy glass through sheer force.
The bottle destroyer 9000 will easily destroy you bottles.
by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.
Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!
by GaiaW August 18, 2023
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Bottle from TPOT

oh my god I need her so bad holy my god damn man please I would shove it into her so much you couldn't recognize she had a pussy in the first place it's hard it is rock hard to the point a beaver would bite it off and use it for a dam.
Guy 1: hey, is that Bottle from TPOT?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.
by ObjectumBastard April 6, 2025
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Lightning In A Bottle

When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.

Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024
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water bottle

a bottle that has h2o
by helloiamsean January 5, 2022
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Bottle Rocket

An act of sticking ones butthole in the inflation point of an air mattress, then having another person body slam the air mattress. The result of this action launches the first person much like a bottle rocket.
Damn bro I just saw two people bottle rocket each other.
by 6-00 May 17, 2021
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Spin the bottle stag style

A game similar to "spin the bottle" by with an important variation, that is played by a group of men only.

It is also called " stag bottle".
Is played by all the guys being in a circle and a bottle is placed in the center and spun by one of the guys and the guy that the bottle points to when it stops spinning must go into a closet with the other guy the spun it where they beat the shit out of each other for ten minutes.
by judge dredd7 September 24, 2012
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