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Battle Tank

When a man’s meat and two veg braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a swimming pool. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and straighten out thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.
Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.
by Richard Moose March 8, 2018
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battlehuntz

battlehuntz: do you like sonic *pisses on sonic colors ultimate switch cartridge*
by sussyfartballs6969 September 16, 2021
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Battle Stations!

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.
by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023
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food battle

A annual challenge video between Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox to see who's food can do more everyday tasks than the other. Ian always has the usual "Pink Frosted Sprinkle Doughnut", while Anthony has a variety of foods like Churros, Toketos, Chili Peppers, etc. Food Battle has been going on since 2006 to this day.
Steve: "Have you seen Food Battle 2013?"
Notch: "Of course, It's a genius series of videos!"
*watches food battle*
by KaedeDusk November 2, 2013
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Battlestar Galactica

The title of a show that was produced in 1978, and again in 2004 as a remake of the original series. The plot follows the crew of the Battlestar Galactica and a fleet of ships as they search for Earth, while all the while being chased by the Cylons, a group of sentient robots that want to destroy humanity.
(from the 2004 Battlestar Galactica series)
Number Six (Cylon model): God has a plan. He has a plan for everything, and everyone.
by crazyrabbits August 9, 2006
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Bottleneck

Computer-related definition: A part of your computer internals is slowing your entire system down.
Example of a Bottleneck: Your GPU is higher-end compared to your processor, but your processor isn't powerful enough and prevents your GPU from working at full potential. This is also known as bootlegging.
by The Elder Hobo October 22, 2013
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battle jacket

A denim or leather jacket worn by metalheads to show their devotion to the best musical genre on earth.

The denim kind are usually sleeveless. The leather kind are usually a converted biker jacket.

It is covered with sew-on patches with the names/logos of favorite bands. There is usually also a large backpatch covering the back of the jacket, with almost all the available space left taken up by smaller patches. Studs and/or spikes are optional, but they aren't punk jackets so don't go overboard.

Some may smell a bit due to being worn exclusively in moshpits where it can get sweaty at times.
Metalhead 1: Your battle jacket is awesome!
Metalhead 2: Yeah I know. I dare you to smell it though!
by Andrew Melvin April 20, 2008
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