When a man’s meat and two veg braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a swimming pool. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and straighten out thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.
Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.
by Richard Moose March 08, 2018
Get a Battle Tank mug for your dog Paul.
That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD
A FML moment. LMD
Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!
Wish this never happened. LMD
A FML moment. LMD
Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!
Wish this never happened. LMD
by misspinkyperfectionnnll July 09, 2011
Get the LMD neck gaiter and mug.
by James February 23, 2003
Get the battle tank neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 14 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
