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When a man’s meat and two veg braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a swimming pool. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and straighten out thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.
Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.
by Richard Moose March 08, 2018
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A thick, busty girl with a hard personality. Also see Swamp Donkey.
by James February 23, 2003
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