Blimp

A person who is stupid or is acting silly

Ezi bor stop being such a blimp

by Bigman2123 October 27, 2019

Blind Contrarian

A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.

Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized

The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life

Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.

The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important

Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.

by pwnagephake April 9, 2022

pack it blind

meaning you have to pack your bowl in the dark, to avoid negative attention.

We was in the parking lot at night, cops was all 'round, so we had pack it blind.

by Hank Youse June 3, 2009

Blind Cobblers Thumb

A rather large thick cock!

"Jesus, look at the size of his cock!, it's like a Blind Cobblers Thumb!"

by Raffandjeff February 21, 2009

blimp

giraffe male sex organ

the male garaffe sticks his blimp it into the nipple

by jjballa29 July 21, 2007

Portuguese Blind Date

When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.

I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.

by The Goddess Bunny August 11, 2008

blimp kiss

the art of fellatio upon a defecator.

"im having a poop come give me a blimp kiss"

by bab October 20, 2004