Blind Cobblers Thumb

"Jesus, look at the size of his cock!, it's like a Blind Cobblers Thumb!"
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Porridge Trumpet

Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,
"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"
by Raffandjeff February 21, 2009
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