Definitions by Raffandjeff

Porridge Trumpet 

Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,

"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"

Porridge Trumpet by Raffandjeff February 21, 2009

Blind Cobblers Thumb 

A rather large thick cock!

"Jesus, look at the size of his cock!, it's like a Blind Cobblers Thumb!"

Blind Cobblers Thumb by Raffandjeff February 21, 2009