Tulti Masking

When you are multi tasking during a meeting and someone asks you a question but you are focused elsewhere. Masking is when you fake your answer with a nod or by saying "Im not sure, I will find out"

your boss is in a conversation with a client and looks at you...
Boss: John, what caused the delay last month?
You: (nodding yes, looking up from your smart phone) "yep, but let me confirm it"
Your friend whispers: He's Tulti masking

by MrHealthCareRepair September 7, 2012

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Dominican Gas Mask

A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.

"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"

"No fuckin way, vile."

by HolyRiot99 May 27, 2023

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Mask Envy

When someone is jealous of your custom mask.

I like your Spaceballs The Mask, I'm having Mask Envy.

by Yodathecat2020 August 23, 2020

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Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

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