Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.

by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020

jello puddin

when your eating the pussy and its so good that your face elongates and your eyes become half closed

jello puddin pussy pops

by jeremy and keith October 22, 2003

puddin' gut

A term used to describe someone who is fat or has a large stomach. Short for "pudding gut", meaning you must've eaten too much pudding and now you have a large gut.

Hey puddin' gut, haven't you already eaten today?

by Geraldine Williams May 30, 2006

puddin pirate

Ass fucker, queer type!

Take off the fishnet t-shirt Bono, you look like a fuckin puddin pirate!!!

by HappyBabyKiller August 27, 2009

Paddington's Pajama's

Article of clothing worn between the sheets. It was once said that Paddington the bear growled all day and night until he found the right pair of pajama's to wear to bed. He tried several pairs and non of them ever fit him right. So he designed a plan to search the world over for the perfect pair. He didn't want satin or he'd surly slide off the bed. He didn't want wool. It made him itch. He didn't want thick because it made him sweat. Then he happened to be on the Net searching and all of a sudden the perfect pair popped up on his screen. They were soft cotton, breathable, full of color and air and even if he got cold they would always keep him warm.

A perfect love is like a pair of Paddington's Pajama's when it pops up in someones life it fit's.

I think he/she needs a pair of paddington's pajama's so they stop growling at people and know that they fit each other so right.

Paddington have you found your pajama's yet?

by Wlfdg's<3spoon February 4, 2010

sexy puddin

something soooo sexy it makes your insides like puddin

"that boy is sooo fine, he's like sexy puddin!"

by kelli November 10, 2003

Sticky date puddin

Is a term used not only for a desert but also to describe a poofters or womans arsehole after a guy has blown hes load inside his/her arse and the cum oozes out.

My god thats a chunky sticky date puddin Ive lobbed you with there bitch

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004