pokemon

A very good video game and somewhat good card game. the only problem with it was the tv show. That's what fucked it up the most.
Video game: GOOD
Card game: it's ok
Tv show: GAY AND FUCKED UP

And another thing, DON'T MAKE THAT PIKACHU MASCOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy 1: pokemon would of been cool if the there werent for the show
Boy 2: you right.......

by bugmaster709 November 15, 2007

Poke

The facebook version of a ginger stepchild. They just sit there and you have no idea what to do with them so you give your Pokes dirty looks and spit on them every once in a while.

FB Notification - "Joe Blow had Poked you! Click here to Poke him back!"

You - "Oh shit, not again..."

by UniverseTwister July 8, 2010

Facebook Poke

DTF

Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"

Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"

by Poke King December 1, 2011

poke'maniac

poke'maniac:noun. A person, usually a teenager who has a love or obsession to the Poke'mon franchise and its characters. This is generally present in introverts and less social kids who as children were introduced to poke'mon. Whining for cards is common in younger kids and staying up 6 and a half hours just to play the DS, claiming "I have to capture Mewtwo!" 2. Anyone of the various trainers in the video games.

Jimmy is such a poke'maniac, heck just last week he killed a guy who wouldn't give up a pikachu card.

by Erick Ramirez January 12, 2008

Poke and Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.

Look at that yeti doing the Poke and Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)

by SkiUnit August 19, 2008

pokerapist

A person that fantasizes about raping pokemon

Andriana Loves pikachu too damn much. I think she's a pokerapist.

by Chi-town_Ninja May 10, 2010

Poke Slut

someone who has an absurd amount of pokes on facebook or any other social site

girl: i have like 50 fucking pokes on facebook
guy: your such a poke slut

by yabba dobba da January 2, 2011