Mental Block

When you completely ignore someone.

Example 1:
Person 1: Dave?
Person 1: Davveee?!

Person 1: OOh you putting a mental block on me ehh?

This can then be adapted for wherever you are such as a room block.
Example 2:
Person 1: Dave?

Person 2: Alright Dave how are ya?

Person 3: Hes put a room block on us all.

by Cosa nostra, its my thing! July 11, 2011

Mental Masturbation

The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology.

I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the “mental masturbation” which envelopes your games.

by Sigmund Hylkema January 9, 2008

Mentally ill

Having an illness that isn't physical.

She had her mentally ill cousin shot to death by the police for standing up to her. Her cousin might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2021

mental masturbation

v. the act of masturbating with and only with your mind, totally not sexy

Oh man, performed some mental masturbation last night releasing mind bullets on my couch

by MattyN February 11, 2006

Mentard

Adjective: Mixing the two words: mental and retard. Often describing a person who is either an idiot or a lunatic.

Bob's such a mentard for hitting on brittany speares!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Ment

A ment is a cross between "Men" and "Tent". A ment is what you get when several men create a tent together.
Note: Ment must be said with a manly and tough tone. "MEHHNT!!!"

Chris: "Prepare yourselves gentlemen, we are about to create a MENT!"

by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008

mental masturbation

To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer near sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, where their time is free (in money terms), but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation can be the cause and reason for overly complicated and hard to understand IT solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler, more commonly understood and tried and tested solutions to the same problem being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.

To workmate, on Monday morning, "Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh! Next weekend I'm going to rewrite it in COBOL!"
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."

by Shylock Merchant September 22, 2008