Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!
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Get the Morning head mug.A /UNISEX/ name. As a man named Morgan, I find it a bit irritating that most people think it's a girls name.
That said, it is kind of cool to have a street, horse, car, and pirate with my name. Also, Morgan Freeman is F*cking awesome.
Google the meaning of it, too much to cover here.
I was told it was welsh in origin and means 'from the sea' or 'by the sea'
Idk if it's a coincidence that I happen to really like being in the water.
That said, it is kind of cool to have a street, horse, car, and pirate with my name. Also, Morgan Freeman is F*cking awesome.
Google the meaning of it, too much to cover here.
I was told it was welsh in origin and means 'from the sea' or 'by the sea'
Idk if it's a coincidence that I happen to really like being in the water.
by Neverreallylikedmyname September 25, 2012
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Potent opiate derived from the opium poppy. Used for relief of severe and agonizing pain and suffering. When abused it makes you forget how shitty your life is and makes you feel GOOOOOOOD. After you come down and remember how much your life sucks you'll probably end up spending all your money on more or steal from a family member who may or may not actually need it. There's no going back, you'll always have that desire to get high again.
The bad side says: Steal a few morphine from your grandmother! It'll make you feel GOOOOOOOOD.
The good side says: Don't be a fucking asshole, your grandmother needs those meds. Go smoke weed and stay away from hard drugs.
The good side says: Don't be a fucking asshole, your grandmother needs those meds. Go smoke weed and stay away from hard drugs.
by Pillowpants8495 December 1, 2011
Get the Morphine mug.A violent, bloody, but fun fighting game series which spawned one of the best videogame-based movies ever. Mainly features a Shaolin warrior called Liu Kang, who must keep the Earth realm safe from interdimensional sorcerers who just want to take over the world and change it to their desires.
by AYB October 16, 2003
Get the mortal kombat mug.A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.
Immortal: Hey, you foolish mortal over there!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!
by Unfoolish Immortal January 12, 2008
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