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adj. The act of a female giving head while a man is still asleep, before waking.
Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!
by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

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n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.
I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.
by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

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BFH
acronym: Big Fuckin' Hammer
Hey! This door is stuck, go grab my BFH.
by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

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n. A nearly indestructible container for beverages. Commonly made of Lexan and in a variety of sizes and colors. Favored by campers, hikers, backpackers and the like. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
NalgeneĀ® bottles are made in USA.
Hey Mike, toss me that Nalgene so I can fill it with vodka for the plane ride.
by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

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