n. When a man wakes up with a boner
. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head
I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.
n. A nearly indestructible container for beverages. Commonly made of Lexan and in a variety of sizes and colors. Favored by campers, hikers, backpackers and the like. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Nalgene® bottles are made in USA.
Hey Mike, toss me that Nalgene so I can fill it with vodka for the plane ride.