dead tree media

Newspapers and magazines, as opposed to talk radio and the Blogosphere.

I picked up the Times in the bus station the other day. Nothing in that dead tree media!

by octopod April 20, 2006

Medget

A way to measure your car by the amount of midgets you can fit inside.

Carla: "How many medgets is your car?"
Desirea:"It's about 9 medgets."
Dawn: "That's alot of medgets."

by Des C. March 7, 2008

Liberal Media

Media sources that rely on confirmed facts and clearly differentiate between journalism and editorial.

"That liberal media keeps tryin' to say Obama was born in America even though I know he was born in Kenya!"

by F. O'Bannion September 11, 2011

Medusa

A woman that's so unbelievable hot one look at her and you instantly get wood (or turn to stone)

One look at that blonde Medusa and I was ready to put in some work!

by Da Count October 8, 2005

platinum medal

Introduced in the Vancouver Olympics, the platinum medal is an Olympic medal awarded only to those whose performances far exceed the requirements for a gold medal or whose egos far exceed the requirements for being able to accept a silver medal. So far, the only one to have ever been awarded this high honour is Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko, who received this award upon successfully completing a quad when all of his opponents only completed triple or less. To imitate the Olympic podium, it is often placed in between "gold" and "bronze" in the standings and is abbreviated "S" for "special snowflake."

Congratulations to Evgeni Plushenko on his platinum medal-winning performance in the Vancouver Olympics!

by Zukashin March 1, 2010

Windows Media Player

the worst, most backwards media player ever compiled. Plays limited number of music formats (mainly used for windows shitty windows media files), uses an excessive amount of memory, has no good plug-ins, all plug-ins have to be bought and cost way the hell to much, and it can't even rip cd's to mp3 and doesn't even support mp4's like all its competitors (winamp, iTines, quicktime and real player). Basically another tool for microsoft to control most of the market share of everything. If you use windows media player, do yourself a favor and kill yourself or download winamp.

Windows Media Player sucks!

by mp4sarebetter November 24, 2004

medfuckingevil

a person so evil it dates back to the medieval times

josie can get so medfuckingevil when she PMS;s

by fonseca May 13, 2005