Ryan Monahan

Has an abnormally tiny dick. Pulls no bitches. Likes dudes named Chris ungro. He is also in love with cock and balls

That kid Ryan Monahan, complete weirdo

by Rocco1614 May 19, 2020

monthly vaginal discharge

That time of the month where your girls vagina vomits a blood sacrifice to the pagan gods

Man, Rene's got that monthly vaginal discharge

by M1khale January 17, 2016

Monahan

A man who's physical appearance seems to better with age. Usually the "funny-guy" & center of attention in crowds/gatherings, doesn't seem to realize when the jokes have gone too far, and the audience's hysteria has ALREADY turned to annoyance and irritation. Yet the "Monahan" doesn't let that ruin his time. Mostly trust-worthy & for the most part, pleasant to be in company of-- yet a "Monahan's" mood can change quicker than Washington's Weather, and there's no medium. Happy & pleasant, or Angry & just a straight prick. Has compassion for people's feelings, but catch a wave into the storm and you may leave crying or duke-ing it out. Easy to fall in love with because of his humor and his love to cuddle and makes sure you KNOW when he's staring at you, just to soak in your beautiful eyes, But HARDER than a rock to make a split from. A Monahan has been "babied" for most of his life, (and even as a parent and well into his adult hood, gets his way, and anything he wants) causing it very difficult to resolve or compromise with during arguments, since he makes you listen to what he says and when it's your turn it's FUCK OFF I DONT CARE.. LEAVE. Mentality de to being babied, seems to have been cut off from growing at around 8 years old, making it hard for one to get a point across, even if you are taking the blame, and agreeing with what he feels the issue is, just always seems to NEVER get it.

Bro, that Monahan stole my girlfriend with those damn jokes and shit. I wish I was a Monahan and could get whatever I want, for FREE.

by -Jadie Mae July 13, 2015

Monch

munch/eat/food

"i cant wait to monch that spice box"

by Glitter dick hole March 5, 2021

Kevin Manthei

(Proper Noun) The musical genius behind the music to such wonders as "Invader ZIM" and "Resident Evil."

Uh...you can't really use Kevin Manthei as an example...

by Jhomeboy August 22, 2003

Electronic Gaming Monthly

See EGM

"Reading Electronic Gaming Monthly is alot better than reading Game Pro"

by epcott March 29, 2004

manthighs

n. 1. white, hairy, saggy legs associated with men. 2. the ultimate turn off 3. probably the reason why girls decide to date other girls.

Sally would have jumped Jimmy, but she was too weirded out by his manthighs.

Most common usage amongst women gossip circles:
"Jimmy's manthighs are way gross. I refuse to hook up with him anymore."

by manthighs=celebacy July 16, 2008