Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 2, 2023

Mentally inept

mentally stupid, foolish, and especially dumb, in the head

This teacher is so mentally inept, how is he still here?

by Progomotion December 30, 2021

Mental Goon

Gooning without masturbating to porn.

I am doing semen retention but I still goon to foids on twitter without touching my penis.
When im alone and horny I mental goon but never jerk off I am different.

by Sexlessmentalcelfreak April 11, 2025

National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th

Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

mental mouse

When someone has a paranoia that there are mice under their bed and/or furniture and actually only has the mice but can't handle the stress of it, one gets a **mental mouse** in his/her head when in schizophrenic episodes.

Person 1; Dan got so paranoid, he thinks he has mice under his bed.
Person 2: Yeah he has got a mental mouse going on there.

by v_e_x_e_d_ October 24, 2024

mental stealth

The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.

Jack employed some severe mental stealth during his date with Cindy

by jack_99 February 3, 2020

Mental Disorder

I don't have a mental disorder you want threatening your kids to be a mental disorder I am not depressed and I'm not a schizophrenic. I do not need you to tell me whether or not I have a mental illness anymore because the people around me are clearly doing what I suspected they were doing. I'm not letting you use what is happening to me to make whatever point you are trying to make and if you don't stop trying to stop me from using my own mind to make money and get myself out of a place that refuses to stop violating my rights, I will murder a kid. Let it go.

Hym "I don't have a mental disorder. You just want me to have to accept something I should not have to accept."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025